TYPES OF MENHERE A FEW TYPES OF MEN WE DESCRIBE IN OUR BOOK,IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE PICK UPTUG-OF-WAR: WHO'S MAN IS HE REALLY?The StripperThe stripper is an interesting man that comes from many different backgrounds. The main thing that you need to know about a stripper is that he’s a hoe. Maybe there’s one or two in the world that are faithful, but I surely don’t know any. If temptation plus opportunity equals disaster, their world is set up for them to fail. A stripper is a local celebrity, and pussy is thrown at them every day. Have you ever been to a male strip show? If there are 100 women there, I guarantee that 79 of them are willing to have sex with him that night. Can you really blame them for being whores? Men are not capable of turning down that many women in one setting. It’s impossible!All strippers will tell you the same thing,” yea, I see other guys who are out there, but I’m not like them”. They’re going to tell you that once you’ve been in it for a while that it is easy to turn sex down. They’ll tell you that it gets old. “I get in, get my money and leave.” BULL SHIT! If you are dating a stripper and you believe that he is being faithful to you, then you have not learned anything from this book. Put it down and walk away now. Strippers are only good for sex. You are able to play out all your fantasies. Let him get dressed up and spin on a pole. When he’s done, make him leave. What else is he good for, Conversation? It’s easy to find a man with good conversation who doesn’t take his clothes off for a dollar. I’m not saying that male strippers are bad people; I’m just saying that making one your man is a big no, no.The BuddyThe buddy (friend with benefits) is a must have on your payroll. This is completely different from a booty call. A booty call is strictly sex! You’re attracted to him, but you barely like him. Men come and go, but a buddy is forever. This is the man who is your best friend. Having a male friend will open your eyes to the game in ways that you can’t imagine. You can tell him anything. He’s just like your best female friend, but he has a penis. He gives you the best of both worlds. You are able to sleep with him with a clear conscious because unlike these other men, you really trust him.I have heard that friends with benefits never work because someone always catches feelings. The reason that happens is people do not follow the rules. When you have a buddy, the friendship is your number one priority. Once sex has become your priority, your relationship is ruined. Occasional sex only; maybe one or two times a month tops. The buddy cannot be someone who you dated in the past or someone you want to date. Women are always confusing good sex with emotion. We have to stop that! Let it be what it is and leave it alone. If you get upset when he goes on dates, then he cannot be your buddy. You should be able to go on a double date with him and not feel any kind of resentment.If you’re doing it right, no one in the room will have a clue that you’re sleeping together. Your buddy is your secret. Only your closest friends know what’s going on between you. The key to having a buddy is making sure that you have other male friends who are truly just friends. If he is your only male friend, it will look suspicious; but if you have many male friends, then he just blends in. The only times you give up having sex with your buddy is when you’re married, but keep him as a friend just in case. Like I said, men come and go but a buddy….Cream PuffThe cream puff is kind of like the mamma’s boy. The mamma’s boy runs to mamma all the time, but the cream puff runs to you. The cream puff is so mushy that it drives you crazy. He can’t make a decision without you. He’s 80% bitch and 20% punk dressed up like a man. Hurting his feelings is an everyday thing. If you don’t give him a hug when he walks in the door, his whole day is messed up. He calls you five times a day just to tell you that he misses you. Don’t get me wrong; the cream puff is nice to have around. He compliments you all the time. To him, you are the best woman in the world. Keep him on the payroll.Whenever you’re having a bad day and you need someone to kiss your ass, call him. You can only take him in dosages, though. If you spend more than three days out of the week with this man, he will become dependent on you. There is nothing sadder than seeing a grown man dependent on a female. The cream puff feels everything that you say and everything that you do is a direct reflection of him. If another man tries to talk to you, he’ll say that you’re disrespecting him. If you tell him to hold on, he’ll think you’re putting someone else before him. This is truly a sad excuse for a man. He was a lesbian in his past life and hasn’t been able to shake it off. I wouldn’t be surprised if this man cries during sex because “it’s so beautiful”.The GOODY GOODYThis guy is the exception to every rule. I want you to think about the man that still gives you butterflies every time you talk to him; the guy that makes you smile when someone mentions his name; or the guy that all of your friends know about, even if you haven’t talked to him in years. If you have to think about it too hard, you do not have a Goody Goody. There is no need to think about who this man is and how important he is in your life. He introduced you to the game.The Goody Goody is a spectacular man, perfect in every way. His smell, his touch, everything about him is amazing. He can do no wrong. He can call you while he is with another female, tell you to be at his house in an hour, and you’ll be there in 40 minutes with heels on. Sex with this man is incredible. He can make you do things that you would never consider doing with anyone else. Even though the sex is great, it is not the best part of him. There is something about his presence. When he walks in the room, everyone notices, and he is well respected. You cannot be in public without running into someone who knows him. He is accomplished and independent; which is why there is nothing that you can do for him, and he knows it. He’s conceded, but you can’t blame him because he’s so damn fine. You will never see him looking a mess. He is always dressed from head to toe.Yes, he’s a player, but you don’t even care. There is nothing he can do that will make you upset with him. If he messes up, all he has to do is touch your face and you’ll forget everything that you wanted to say. The way that young girls feel about Chris Brown is the way that you feel about this man. You find his favorite cologne and spray it on your sheets just so you can smell him when you’re in your bed. You might go as far as to make other guys wear the cologne, so you can think about the Goody Goody while you’re with him. He has a key to your car and your house with his own section in the kitchen filled with the foods that he likes. You will spend your last $50 on a shirt for him before you will pay your electric bill.This all sounds really crazy to someone who has not had the privilege of having a Goody Goody, but to the young ladies who have experienced it, they know exactly what I’m talking about. The Goody Goody is not your husband; he is not the guy that you are meant to spend your life with. You would love to be with him forever, but you know that it would never work. You allow this man to turn you into something that you’re not. This man runs all over you, and that can’t work in a long-term relationship; but then again, he is the Goody Goody so you’ll fight for it anyway. No one can ever say anything bad about this man around you. You defend him more than you defend yourself. You love him in a way that cannot be described in words.
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