I stumbled upon this site via....stumbleupon.com. I selected just a few of the laws, but you can read the rest herehttp://www.murphys-laws.com/murphy/murphy-commerce.htmlMurphy's commerce laws• If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.• A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants.• Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.• The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.• You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. (I’ve learned this is true from James Bond films.)• Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.• When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.• If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.• Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said there would be so many.• The last person that quit or was fired will be the one held responsible for everything that goes wrong - until the next person quits or is fired.• The more pretentious a corporate name, the smaller the organization.• If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.• If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
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